Drink Baby ... Drink

Punga with Pub'Devi's...
Attack on Pub in Mangalore..

Pix courtesy: Net-Facebook

Drink Baby ... Drink.

Condemning the Pub baiters is the in-thing now.

If you have not condemned it so far, you could be branded MCP by them.. Better complete the formality of condemnation and escape their fury.

Talking about Fury, what Shakespeare actually meant but just stopped halfway is in parenthesis- "Hell hath seen no fury like the women scorned(in the Pub)"

So we also lodge our formal protest in an informal way through this and join the bandwagon.Here we go....

Drink Baby ... Drink.

How can they hit our honourable women quietly drinking( or even if doing drugs?)

in a corner without disturbing anyone except their own conscience.

Oh! Moral Hawaldars...How does it matter to you all ? As the senior women of the Nation incl.Ms.Sheila Dixit and NGOs say,it is their lives and they are matured enough to take decisions..and that include decision to spoil their own life or ruin their own families. So what.How does it matter to you.
Oh! the Moral hawaldars! Sanskruti Sepoys!!Why can't you mind your own biginess?

You Pub'Devi's! Get on with your good work.

Now as a nation we have shown that

so many are behind you as a solid force.

Drink Baby ... Drink

The money is yours. The life is yours..And the peg is..also yours.

Have you seen in recent times such a overwhelming support

for any other cause ?

Have they ever sent even a torn hand kerchief to anyone...

See what they have decided to send on your behalf.

These Moral hawaldar nuts talk of some Bharatiya Culture!

What culture.. our country has only one culture thats promising - Agriculture.
Thats why the PAWARful (sorry for the typo)ones run after that.

Rest are all sheer torture..So to escape,these kids drink a peg or two.

Shortly we shall consolidate the upsurge against this Moral goondaism

and float a campaign - "Right to Ruin (our lives)".

Everyone has a right to ruin his/her life

in any manner possible.

Only suicide is criminal and against law. Not ruining.
What even the law permits, how can the Self appointed Sanskruti Sepoys impose.

We shall carry forward this R2R (Right to Ruin in SMS language)

and get a brand ambassador sign up for this. Mostly you know whom...

And all the channels will bend backwards to telecast this R2R
for the highest TRPand associated ad revenue. Just wait and see

how we take this R2R campaign forward, converting into a Revenue model

and compete with the IPL and rake in moolah.

And fund our Pub'Devis' ODIs-(Outdoor Drinking Initiatives)

Drink Baby ... Drink.

Now dont be afraid..Pub'Devi's

Now you know whom to call up in case of trouble

while boozing with your pals.

So many hidden faces and their aunties have shown up.

And thrown their lot behind you.

Really getting goosepimples to see such upheaval .

Almost after the Independence movement

this is the one with such magnitude and intensity.

All channels kept showing it again and again (except during ad breaks!)

All columnists vied with each other to condemn in their favourite columns

even if one was only writing on Economics or Political science so far.

All Post offices turned Pink,flooded with parcels containing you know what..

In all the NGOs leave applied by their paid staff were cancelled

as there was a countrywide emergency situation and all NGOs had to respond before their competitor-NGO does, whether they are in the know of this issue or not.

Otherwise -Lok Kya Kahenge.."Itni badi baath and your NGO didnt even bother to take up the issue...." This will badly affect the fund raising next year. So can't afford to take chance.

With such massive support in the country, why bother

about the Miniscule Minority of Moral hawaldars...Sanskruti Sepoys

Culture Vultures..Country blokes Concerning only about Culture.

Getting sentimental equating women with Adi Shakti and all that stuff..

Drink Baby ... Drink.

Now Pubs will do brisk business..

More bouncers will get employed to handle the 'Moral Hooligans"..

to teach them a lesson or two if they ever venture

again to disturb the drinking dames...

Drink Baby ... Drink.

The whole nation has shown that they are with you.

Dont bother if they psyche you saying that you are the future Mothers..

It is only for those who have a future.. why bother

Drink Baby ... Drink

with both hands if need be...

N.B. I could hear many gnashing teeth. Kindly bite me through"comments" below