Note:  The contents of this personalised greetings are Personal spoof and meant for private circulation. No offense meant specifically. Read, laugh it off and forget ....

 Happy New Year 2013 

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Oh. Its me again . Belated though.
Back after the break in '12
for 31st year in a row
with the customised greetings..

The world hasn't changed much
except that it has survived the doomsday - 21 Dec
And the survivors get to read this..

U.S.- Obama hit another four.
But thrown from fiscal cliff to abyss of debt.

'Old' crime in 'New'town.
Soon, Gun toting school kids may force
bullet proof uniforms.
Abundance is not an assurance of Safety.
 

 "Oh. We have now guns and bullet proof uniforms"
 

And Peace demands better inputs.
Than playing DRONEacharya in
Afghan borders, bombing random sites.

Jin'ping' in China. Can the world 'ping'him now
for a better Asia. Without its hidden footprint.
No more Burmese Junta hounding its Janta.
And suffering Suu Kyis struggling throughout.

Pak- Done away with age old Alarm clocks.
Now the break of dawn is felt with a blast somewhere.
And the nation wakes up promptly in time.
In the entire country , everyone is
either a victim or a Perpetrator.

 "Get up. Get up my son. See the blasts have started.

Its already dawn. You have to get ready for school.."

Kasab's killing . A value added death.

Precise value -Rs.55 cr to keep him alive till hanged.

Appearance of God Himself
wouldn't have excited scientists
as much as 'God Particle' did.
With ever expanding Universe and
a hundred bn stars only in milky way(our sun is one)
Scientists stand ghost of a chance
to unravel all mysteries in a lab !
Just Pray for flash Intuitions.
That revealed Vedas and the Gravitation alike.
And Intuition is not product of lab.
But of deep Meditative state.
As Newton was in when the Apple fell.

"Why are you so ecstatic. Seen God or what?"

"No. More than that. Seen 'God Particle'.."

Soon all will acknowledge that                                              

Science only comments on what Spirituality reveals.

And back in India, it was yet another year
that drifted along without direction.
The only law that seems working is
"The law of floatation".
The country doesn't sink
despite all odds loaded against it.

The urban warriors 'cap'tion
“Tu bhi Anna . Main Bhi Anna”

rattled the naive Govt which later realised that

here, the Urban Civil Wars don't last
beyond their office leave entitlement.

 

                        \

                    "Take this Anna cap.

                                 Can't come tomarrow. No leave"

Wonder how Gandhi spearheaded
such a sustained Freedom movement.
Who wll revive the same spirit?
And Reboot India that went on 'hang' mode.

Without watching Times Now                                            
e-Khap Panchayat by Arnab,                                                     
the nation doesn't go to sleep.                                         
Politicos coming for a pinch of airtime
cringe when cornered.
From Delhi Bus case to Drip irrigation
Arnab adjudicates all.
Did our Life change. Not sure. But their TRP did.

 

"Let us debate now on Drip Irrigation in Argentina...
We wont rest till we get at the root of it tonight itself."



Arvind Kejriwal's Aam Admi Party.

Not sure, whether the 'Mango people' will vote.

His serial disclosures numbed the nation
and made any addition as just 'one more'.
Now in India all are occupied.
The spiritualists work on 'Life after death'.
Politicos work on 'Life after disclosure'.

While the Poor'Mango people' keep wondering
whether there is worthwhile "life before death"

 

Oh. Spiritualists. Why explore "Life after death"?
Explore our  "Life before Death"...
We are the Mango People you facebook.

Soon Arvind will understand that                                         
this is the country of two opposites                                   
being simultaneously true.

Like the Women are 'deified' and 'damned' at once .                                  

Our Godesses may outnumber citizens of some nations.           
Yet in domestic violence we may top the chart.

Also like- many are victims and beneficiaries

of corruption at the same time.
In Govt office queues as victims.
In own offices, beneficiaries.
In such a great'Give n Take' ecosystem.
how can the beneficiaries of corruption
fight against it as warriors...

"Its just a friendly protest against Corruption,you see.

I only dont want to give bribe. But cant stop taking.. "

Ramdeo Baba.                                                             
 This time wants to do the Asanas well as per Vedas                             

before donning battle uniform for second round.  
But the Govt follows only one Veda. The Rig Veda.                              

It will 'Rig' anything to get results.

Entire Gujarat chanted “NaMo. NaMo”.                                          

 Modi won with less 'because of's and many'In spite of's.
Cong survived Didi's disconnect.                                                  

The Amma of East did what the South did once.                                             

But failed to pull if off.
India is a great locale for any subject.
Go around with a camera and shoot anywhere.
And you can return before lunch with your fill.
Like Aamir khan did with Satyameva Jayate.
Indian Misery is a great money spinner
if handled well for enough eyeballs.

A new Nation is born in netspace.
Called "Face book Nation".
With a billion on board, hang out 65 mn Indians.
And the laid back- 'letters-to-the-editor gen' of India
transformed into tweety Twitter gen'.
That can get a flash mob in a jiffy to protest.
And Life goes on… Ushering in another year 2013

Happy New Year 2013      

Script and sketches by
                                  
R.chandrashekar
chembur Mumbai